10 reasons Manny didn’t go to Washington, D.C.
Feb 28th, 2008 by Bill Burt
I believe there were many reasons why he didn’t go. Here are the first 10 that come to my mind:
1. If Theo’s not going, neither was he.
Personally, I agree with this one.
2. He wanted to get in more hitting.
Would fans complain if this were really true?
3. It wasn’t mandatory.It would have been really big news if it was mandatory.
4. President said his best jokes were with him staying home.
Very honorable of him, if this was the reason.
5. His sick grandmother needed his full attention.
If this were really true, President Bush would have some apologizing to do.
6. He thinks Associated Press’ Helen Thomas has always been biased against President Bush and he couldn’t take seeing her.
I might agree with him on this one.
7. If ex-Yankee Enrique Wilson isn’t going, neither is he.
Remember Manny was too sick to play but not sick enough to visit … OK, so it’s not that funny.
8. He might have to answer tough questions as to why he didn’t attend in 2005.
Probably a reach, but he would have been asked.
9. He’s upset the way President Bush’s Republican brethren grilled Brian McNamee and let Clemens off the hook.
I still don’t understand the democrat-republican splite during the Clemens-McNamee debacle.
10. Because he didn’t want to.
Basically, it’s Manny being Manny. I’ll accept this one.
My point is, it doesn’t matter.
Is anyone out there really put out by Manny not going to D.C.?
Or, do you agree, that it doesn’t matter one iota?
4 reader comments to “10 reasons Manny didn’t go to Washington, D.C.”
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1Jim-red sox nation west said:
Manny just went to the wrong “White House”. He thought it was the white house next to Fenway.
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2Jim-red sox nation west said:
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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3Matt H. said:
This couldn’t matter less. Regardless of politics, it would be an honor to go to the White House but so what if Manny didn’t go? Another non-story made into a story.
I’m ready for the ‘08 season. I’m very excited about this year coming off another World Series.
I’m a first time poster, long time fan of your work, Bill. I’d like to buy you a coffee at Perfectos!
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4Max Kliman said:
Yeah I agree with Jim. Manny probably went to the wrong “White House”
