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Here are my guesses:

1. The test was correct. I took steroids.

2. I took steroids because I didn’t want to retire and needed one more big contract.

3. The stuff is amazing. It made me stronger and I never would have hit 70 homers without them.

4. Everybody else was taking them. Why shouldn’t I?

5. I wasn’t thinking about my health at 50 or 60 years old. I was thinking of beating the Red Sox.

6. Brian McNamee told the truth.

7. I saw what they did for Brady Anderson.

8. My wife took them, too. Man are we pathetic role models for our children … and very stupid.

9. I wanted to be the best ever.

10. Because the fans seemed to love me more. It was really like a drug.

Let me know if you have one or two.

  • bocatennis

    My wife made me do it.

  • Charlie

    What is Vitamin B-12?

  • Max Kliman

    I’m gald I took them because it made me great.

  • David

    Because of $100 million, that’s why you jerk!

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