If you haven’t seen this joke, you will soon.
Anyway, it’s good for a cheap laugh:
Three quarterbacks, Manning, Romo and Tom Brady, go to heaven
to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will
sit next to him by asking the boys a question…
God asks Peyton Manning first: “What do you believe?” Peyton
thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in
hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I
was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.” God can’t help
but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his
left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, “What do you believe?”
Tony say, “I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
fields.”
God is greatly moved by Tony’s sincere eloquence, and he
offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: “And you, Tom, what do you
believe?” Tom replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”
