Even a slick lawyer like Rusty Hardin, who could have given Johnnie Cochran are run for his money in the “smooth as silk” to department, couldn’t change the obvious.
Roger Clemens is in deep trouble.
If this the 17-minute slimy and secret phone conversation, which Clemens allegedly made because he “cared” about Brian McNamee’s sick son, is the — pardon the pun — ace in the hole, then his troubles have only just begun.
Here are five problems I had with Clemens yesterday:
1. He wouldn’t call steroids abusers cheaters.
After shouting at the assembled media, saying he never “took short cuts or cheated,” he wouldn’t call performance enhancing drug users cheaters. Why not?
2. Why didn’t he ask for McNamee to come to the press conference?
That would have settled everything. McNamee comes to Houston with the media there and he tells the world he was coerced into saying things that weren’t true about Clemens. Clemens could have asked him. In fact, McNamee begged him for an answer “What do you want me to do, Roger? … I’ll do anything.” Clemens didn’t say a word.
3. Hiding behind lawyer.
Clemens is not an orator. He never was and never will be. So you can understand why he has been in hiding from the public eye and his lawyer took all of the blame. That’s a copout. When you have to protect your reputation, you don’t need a lawyer’s help. The fact that his lawyer said he wouldn’t allow Clemens to take a polygraph says it all. My guess is if Clemens took it on his own, and it was administered by a separate party, he would win a large chunk of the public’s approval.
4. Why wasn’t Clemens mad at McNamee?
Clemens was 10 times worse with the assembled media than he was with the guy who allegedly “lied’ about Clemens abusing drugs. Why didn’t he blow up at McNamee? Clemens needs McNamee, that’s why.
5. Clemens says steroids don’t help.
Barry Bonds tried the same thing. Nice try. Steroids make bad players good, good players great, and great players Hall of Famers. Guys go from 20 homers to 50 homers (Brady Anderson) or 15 homer guys to MVPs (Ken Caminiti). So he’s basically saying steroids is not cheating. If that’s the case, stick by that and admit you took them.
Going in front of a Congress is another animal altogether. I can’t imagine him doing that without pleading the fifth amendment, especially if McNamee is there as well.
This is going to be a circus.
Barry Bonds must be enjoying this.