Enough with the “reasoned discourse.” Time for a rant:
In its earnest but none-too-bright desire to “save the planet,” the Democratic Congress late last year banned light bulbs. Our president, who never fails to roll over for whatever Democratic nonsense crosses his desk, signed the bill.
So beginning in 2012, we will no longer be permitted to purchase and use the standard incandescent light bulbs that have served us well for a century. We’ll be forced to use those compact fluorescent bulbs whose greenish light is so nauseating, stores can’t give them away.
Be that as it may: Our betters have spoken and we must do as we are told.
So it was amusing yesterday to read the recommendations on what to do if one of these new bulbs happens to break. First step: EVACUATE THE ROOM!!! Never, ever vacuum the broken pieces from the floor. You must flick them up out of the carpet fibers with an index card or stick them up with a piece of tape. Then seal the fragments in a glass jar. And if there are pregnant women and children about, it’s a good idea to CUT OUT THE SQUARE OF CARPET WHERE THE BREAK OCCURRED AND THROW IT AWAY!!!
No problem, boss. But why the hysterics?
Well, these new save-the-planet light bulbs contain mercury, which, like war, is not healthy for children and other living things.
Here’s the really funny part: The very same people who have been carping at us for years over the use of deadly mercury in everyday household items such as batteries and thermometers are now demanding that we bring new mercury-filled products into our homes. They dismiss the risk of the mercury in compact fluorescent bulbs as insignificant compared to the energy savings.
I agree that the risk is insignificant. But the risk from mercury in things like batteries and thermometers is insignificant, too. It seems mercury’s risk is tolerable to the greens as long as it serves their broader environmental goals.
I can guarantee that, as soon as the last incandescent bulb manufacturer is out of business and we have no alternatives to compact fluorescents, the enviros will discover a new hazard. Worn out bulbs are going into landfills and incinerators and polluting our planet with toxic mercury! Horrors! There will be new regulations banning their disposal. And we’ll have something else that we have to stash in our basements because we can’t throw it away.
The people who set these ridiculous policies are dim. And we’re dimmer still for letting them do it.