I recently received this witty letter from a reader, and I had to share it.
Would love to hear what you think, I myself am a little torn.
Here it is:
Good morning Ms. Ford,
Since you review restaurants for The Eagle-Tribune, I would like to comment on disincentives for eating out. I suggest eating places could do better by putting themselves in the position of their patrons.
How to make the experience comfortable:
1. Turning down the lights at 6 p.m. Why? So the customers find it hard to see the food? I asked at once place and was told it was for atmosphere. This wasn’t a bar. It was a family restaurant. Darkness isn’t atmosphere. It is darkness. Is there a ground swell of customer requests for darkness?
2. Waitstaff asking, “Is everything all right?” several times. Don’t ask. If it’s not, I will tell you. Why do I have to interrupt my meal to talk to you. You are the waitstaff, serve competently and the tip will be good. These interruptions don’t improve my dining experience.
3. Waitstaff asking, “Have you eaten here before?” Why the question? Do I get a free appetizer if I have?
The Burger Kings of the world do it better. Good service. Decent quality. Good lighting. Others could learn from them.

